chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
I AM MELONLORD
Big Time Random blog. I'm a writer working on a few stories.... I like smut.. I'm Zoe
OH MY GOSH
THAT IS A TURTLE
AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES
SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA
HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE
I think this turtle can cause world peace
OMG
(Source: thelegendaryunicorn)
chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
I AM MELONLORD
Imagine your icon giving you a back massage.
music-sounds-better-with-you-btr:
The notes! HOLY FUCK!
the mother fucking notes.
the notes bro.
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yeahhhhhhh ;)
the fuckin notes!
Holy shit….
holy FUCK the damn notes!!!!
SCREENSHOT THIS
muahahahhaaa
(Source: aimee-likes-cats)
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
(Source: pessi-misticc)
(Source: logays)
guess what I have sitting in my drafts right now, all pretty and finished??
yes, yes it is the kendall smut part two.
What does Logan need 5000 singles for? Kendall isn’t a stripper
this is what im in love with omfg
24/7 (Demo) | Big Time Rush
(Source: hotdamncarlospena)
it’s not only sassy, it’s transparent too
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.